The only place to play, apparently, used to be the "Action Poker" network. I, in theory, could download it using their "legacy software" but 1.) who would I play with? and 2.) that sounds dangerous.
Therefore, Chinese poker with friends and family.
I am back to the head-up hold em as the optimal strategy. I think I can fit 500 hands a week in. So that puts me expecting about one Royal Flush a year.
When I get one, especially if it is the grind-it-out heads up fashion, I should say, "